It's hard to be a pirate

It's hard to be a pirate
a swashbuckler
tried & true
It's hard to get respect
with a collar 'round your neck
It's harder thank you think
when your collar's pink
It's hard to even start
when it's got love hearts
a swashbuckler tried & true
who's collar says
I Love you
Yes, my name is Raymond Purr
a fearsome pirate, I
if by chance
we should meet
please send me back to Varley street